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[sideways]

• "Captain, is there a reason we keep returning to the blasted, wretched site of a battlefield you fought on, filled with twisted corpses and ugly memories, just so you can stare at it long enough to take psychological damage?"
"(My player is mining War Stories, which are otherwise hard to get.) ......No."

• [crashes into wall] [reverses into rock] [careens wildly into pirate zeppelin]

• "Would you like to eat of this carrion feast?"
"Sure, why not. ...Ah. Food poisoning. How unexpected."

• "Captain, maybe we could stop collecting deactivated golems? The cargo hold is getting really full-"
"I agree with you completely but also I just need to check this abandoned cottage."
"Did you find another deactivated golem in it."
"...Yes."

• "I wish to wreak vengeance upon an individual."
"Well, I have no personal stake in this but I do like indulging the endless litany of frankly insane demands my crew make of me."
[two weeks later]
"All I want to know is why your target's assassins never seem to try to stab you in your bed. Incidentally, could someone get the medic."

• [fails skill check] [beaten up by angels] [beaten up by goat-men] [beaten up by newspaper hawkers]

• "Would you like to wear protective goggles while we hunt this creature that eats eyes?"
"I'm sure I'll be fine."
['to be continued dot meme' music plays as optivore hawk stoops on Ira]

• "Well, it's been some months. Would you like to try eating the carrion feast again?"
"...sure, why not!"
[improbable skill check success reaps many rewards, but permanently docks sanity]
"...Ah. I miss the food poisoning."

Comments

[nyctanthes]

I have no idea what this is, beyond your last post, but I like it!

[syntheid]

Not sure this game is for me gameplay-wise, but I also enjoy hearing about your exploits hah.

[hokuton_punch]

Poor, poor Ira. :D

[sideways]

Haha, do you mean HoMD or the post itself? One is a desktop video game based around exploration and story-telling; the other a catalogue of silliness.

[sideways]

It has the advantage of very simple controls...? Haha. But it is a great one for random out of context exploits. Truly.

[sideways]

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It continued to be the worst of times. Oh no, why is it so much the worst.

[nyctanthes]

Both!